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wavily: coconi: hittin-on-all-sixes: coconi: hittin-on-all-si...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:20:21 -0400

coconi:

hittin-on-all-sixes:

coconi:

hittin-on-all-sixes:

coconi:

hittin-on-all-sixes:

coconi:

hittin-on-all-sixes:

coconi:

hartmanns-youkai-hat:

kiwifuck:

toodotnil:

spiralecho:

okay one thing that makes me unable to take this panel seriously is

THAT’S THE POKÉMON FONT :FDLJF”LSK”ALJDSA

THANKS, AMY.

XD Yeah, I will NEVER UNSEE THAT. dflkdflksd;k;;

GOTTA KILL THEM ALL!

I wanna be the best stalker

Like no one ever was

To scare Oz is my real test

To find Jack is my cause

I will travel across Sablier

Fangirling hard and loud

This cult of mine, will understand

The power of abyss!

Jack-sama! It’s you and me

I know it’s our destiny

Jack-sama! You’re my boyfriend

The abyss we must defend!

Jack-sama! A man so cute

Our love will pull us through

You teach me, and I’ll fuck you!

Jack-sama!

Gotta fuck you sore

Gotta fuck you sore

Jack-sama!

oak

oak

get back here right now

bastardnanai: I’ve drawn this…just…because I’m crazy about...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 02:58:41 -0500

bastardnanai:

I’ve drawn this…just…because I’m crazy about Style, goddammit.

This took me a long time.

And I decided to make this page my art-blog or smth like that…

But I’m not sure that I will update it rather frequently.

Well, whatever. Welcome!

andrewwrichard: All I want for Christmas this year.

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 03:12:46 -0500

andrewwrichard:

All I want for Christmas this year.

onlythebestvids: Bare: An alpha twink dominates and rapes...

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 02:47:17 -0500

onlythebestvids:

Bare: An alpha twink dominates and rapes another twink in this hot forced fuck. (no cum)

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nipppoz: have you seen a templar with hair like this?

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 02:29:10 -0500

nipppoz:

have you seen a templar with hair like this?

jokerstrife: fweeble: gryphynshadow: littlemissbatterwitch: c...

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 09:59:06 -0500

jokerstrife:

fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

This is actually a surprisingly easy thing to do.

style-candy-creek-kebe: mrs-sheila-broflovski: Kyle, bubbe,...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 05:22:27 -0500

style-candy-creek-kebe:

mrs-sheila-broflovski:

Kyle, bubbe, why did you bring a picture of you and Stan on vacation when we were only going for two days? And Stanley was going with us?

this blog is the most hilarious thing i’ve seen in my life omg i’m peeing

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Lucas Entertainment | Cock Riders | Brandon Jones & Rafael...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 05:00:56 -0500

Lucas Entertainment | Cock Riders | Brandon Jones & Rafael Alencar

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Bareback Frat Pack | Johan Volny

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 04:53:55 -0500

Bareback Frat Pack | Johan Volny

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Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:51:47 -0400

too-stoned-to-remember: monkeyknifefight: meganbmoore: devilsd...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 10:50:03 -0400

too-stoned-to-remember:

monkeyknifefight:

meganbmoore:

devilsdaydream:

there were no digital effects used in that shot. they actually had David Bowie hanging upsidedown on this rig system with his boot glued to the brick. then they just flipped him around and were like, ok David, don’t die.

So basically, Jennifer Connelly didn’t even actually have to work for that expression, she’s just going “OMG HE ACTUALLY DIDN’T BREAK HIS NECK!”

actually there was nothing whatsoever used in this scene, that’s just how bowie walks

David Bowie out of fucking nowhere

sugapieissofly: Woo okay, so more Tim Burton styled South...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 08:25:15 -0400

sugapieissofly:

Woo okay, so more Tim Burton styled South Parker’s! I’m really happy with how Kyle and Cartman turned out haha. Stan’s making that face because he’s drunk and tormented with lonely misery, poor bby

I’ll probably do some more minor characters another day! :)

Craig, Kenny, and Butters are here

Awesome **

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 05:32:39 -0400

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

bonesy-dekay: vorticity007: chocoboco: thehurminator: I...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:13:26 -0400

bonesy-dekay:

vorticity007:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

Dear god, this is one of the most hilarious posts I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.

bluefuzzball: wholocked-me-in-my-mindpalace: improbablenormalit...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:11:48 -0400

bluefuzzball:

wholocked-me-in-my-mindpalace:

improbablenormality:

johnisnothisdate:

catatonicconundrum:

adolfi:

Hitler flirting with Eva Braun.

I don’t know how this makes me feel

It makes me feel very uncomfortable

You know what’s so uncomfortable about this? It shows that perhaps one of the most evil men in history, was a human being. That, on occasion, he could be nice, even flirty. That’s not all. You want to see evil people as evil, screaming horrible stuff over a desk with 20 microphones with 20, 000 people saluting them. The evil is clear and recognizable then. This shows a completely different image, it scares you because that means that evil isn’t a stereotype, that evil is not recognizable, that evil could be anyone. It scares you because this shows that could be lurking inside anyone and you’ll never ever know. Maybe in you?

i reblogged this literally like 2 minutes ago, but i want this version because of that comment ^

It’s also uncomfortable because he is actually smiling.

But it’s true. Evil isn’t a stereotype. Nothing is, and nothing will ever be.